route was 4.6 miles long
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Susan B. Cummin Race For The Beer charity event
Dear Hashers,
As many of you know, this Sunday the 28th is the first Susan B. CumminRace For The Beer charity event! We are excited to be supporting thisevent for our friend Susan who recently lost her battle against soberlegs.
A lot of hashers probably don't know much sober legs, but it hasbecome more prevalent in our society along with metrosexuals,especially as people get into their thirties and forties, get married,or have children. Sometimes people go running without beer, and that'sperfectly fine once in a while, but for some it becomes habit, andthen those people are lost forever.
My co-hare and I realized that we as a hash should be taking steps toprevent sober legs, so we decided that a hash was the best way toraise money and awareness! We're proud to support this cause, and wehope you will be, too!
If you do raise any money for this great cause, you can give it toeither of the hares in unmarked white envelopes. We will do our bestto make sure that our legs are sober as little as possible. You canraise money until the end of the month, but don't delay sendinganything you've raised, because our needy hares are always thirsty!!!
The event officially starts at 2 PM at Giant Ankle's house, located at144 Lloyd Ave in Edgewood. Registration is at the house from 2 PMuntil about 2:30 or so. HOWEVER, for those of you attending the beerfest at the Sharp Edge, please feel free to join us in progress, sincethe hash will last well into the night!!!
We hope to see lots of hashers at this fun event. Have a GREAT TIMEwhile helping a GREAT CAUSE...and support your fellow hashers!
Hugs,
Giant Crock O'Shit
Well yinz half minds, a bizarre trail was missed tonight. 7 & 1/2 miles, onebeer stop and two drink stops; really nice shiggy; a boa; an addition to thehash shit; and a visitor who flashed himself more than KGB, Pelvis Chestley,Yours Truly, and Hot Soxxx combined (when at the weekend).
The hills were a bitch, though. Donkey wasn't there, but his house mate, JustRachel, was. She would have been named had someone actually come up withsomething good. Anal Geezus graced us with his presence. Whiff tried to breakmy camera, though he feels I tried to. He's wrong, it was him, by shaking theshelf it was on dropping it down ten feet into some mulch. Giant Ankle and hislovely wife Laura made the best hash food ever. Runs With Bulls visited fromEvery Day Is Wednesday; he's in town because he's a genius and Mensa likes him. He showd his penis a whopping 29 times, according to the last count. I tried topass the hash shit on, but failed (go figure). Giant Ankle's wife is kinda hot.Sherpes arrived late and left early, but not before eating. Fantastic Fourskinwas about a mile ahead of us at all times. Kunt Fu Weasel has big nipples. Reptyle's Boa snuck up my kilt said hello to my boys. I was sitting downrelaxing and jumped about a foot in the air from that. Reptyle saw thistranspiring, but couldn't resist, so he did nothing to stop it. Then helaughed. Fucker.
Then the hash went in peace. Shit hash indded!
As many of you know, this Sunday the 28th is the first Susan B. CumminRace For The Beer charity event! We are excited to be supporting thisevent for our friend Susan who recently lost her battle against soberlegs.
A lot of hashers probably don't know much sober legs, but it hasbecome more prevalent in our society along with metrosexuals,especially as people get into their thirties and forties, get married,or have children. Sometimes people go running without beer, and that'sperfectly fine once in a while, but for some it becomes habit, andthen those people are lost forever.
My co-hare and I realized that we as a hash should be taking steps toprevent sober legs, so we decided that a hash was the best way toraise money and awareness! We're proud to support this cause, and wehope you will be, too!
If you do raise any money for this great cause, you can give it toeither of the hares in unmarked white envelopes. We will do our bestto make sure that our legs are sober as little as possible. You canraise money until the end of the month, but don't delay sendinganything you've raised, because our needy hares are always thirsty!!!
The event officially starts at 2 PM at Giant Ankle's house, located at144 Lloyd Ave in Edgewood. Registration is at the house from 2 PMuntil about 2:30 or so. HOWEVER, for those of you attending the beerfest at the Sharp Edge, please feel free to join us in progress, sincethe hash will last well into the night!!!
We hope to see lots of hashers at this fun event. Have a GREAT TIMEwhile helping a GREAT CAUSE...and support your fellow hashers!
Hugs,
Giant Crock O'Shit
Well yinz half minds, a bizarre trail was missed tonight. 7 & 1/2 miles, onebeer stop and two drink stops; really nice shiggy; a boa; an addition to thehash shit; and a visitor who flashed himself more than KGB, Pelvis Chestley,Yours Truly, and Hot Soxxx combined (when at the weekend).
The hills were a bitch, though. Donkey wasn't there, but his house mate, JustRachel, was. She would have been named had someone actually come up withsomething good. Anal Geezus graced us with his presence. Whiff tried to breakmy camera, though he feels I tried to. He's wrong, it was him, by shaking theshelf it was on dropping it down ten feet into some mulch. Giant Ankle and hislovely wife Laura made the best hash food ever. Runs With Bulls visited fromEvery Day Is Wednesday; he's in town because he's a genius and Mensa likes him. He showd his penis a whopping 29 times, according to the last count. I tried topass the hash shit on, but failed (go figure). Giant Ankle's wife is kinda hot.Sherpes arrived late and left early, but not before eating. Fantastic Fourskinwas about a mile ahead of us at all times. Kunt Fu Weasel has big nipples. Reptyle's Boa snuck up my kilt said hello to my boys. I was sitting downrelaxing and jumped about a foot in the air from that. Reptyle saw thistranspiring, but couldn't resist, so he did nothing to stop it. Then helaughed. Fucker.
Then the hash went in peace. Shit hash indded!
Megahash 2009
Megahash Three States One DayYou can run any section and bail or pick up a later leg, I'll explain laterFirst leg is 7 milesSecond(Turkey) ~5 milesGoing all the way to Ohio ???
Saturdays July 18th Eagles at 10:30, Turkeys at 1:30 (1/2 hour Hash time forboth)Please carpoolTrail beer and Snacks on the HaresEverything else BYO,Bring: Vaseline, flashlight (if you plan on getting lost), bug spray, PIblock, sunscreen, dry socks on trailMegahash Directions: Moon 412-310-3741
Directions for the Eagles: Arrive at 10:30am July 18th Josephine's (724) 643-5841 543 Midland Ave, Midland, PA 15059
Starting from my house:517 Ormsby Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15210-2513End:
543 Midland Ave, Midland, PA 15059-1312
Total Distance: 38.64 mi ......Total Time: 56.8 minutes
1. Start out going EAST on ORMSBY AVE toward BURR ST. 0.1 mi2. Turn SHARP LEFT onto ST JOSEPH ST. 0.58 mi3. Turn RIGHT onto HAYS AVE. 0.08 mi4. HAYS AVE becomes BAUSMAN ST. 0.48 mi5. Turn LEFT to stay on BAUSMAN ST. 0.58 mi6. Turn RIGHT onto SAW MILL RUN BLVD/PA-51 N. 1.85 mi7. Turn SLIGHT LEFT to take the I-279 S ramp toward CARNEGIE/AIRPORT.0.68 mi8. Merge onto US-22 W/US-30 W. 8.26 mi9. Take PA-60 N toward AIRPORT. 14.87 mi10. Take EXIT 10 toward ALIQUIPPA. 0.26 mi11. Take the GREEN GARDEN RD ramp. 0.07 mi12. Turn LEFT onto GREEN GARDEN RD/MILL ST. Continue to follow GREENGARDEN RD. 5.98 mi13. Keep RIGHT at the fork to continue on GREEN GARDEN RD. 0.08 mi14. GREEN GARDEN RD becomes SHIPPINGPORT RD/SHIPPINGPORT HILL RD. 2.68 mi15. Turn RIGHT onto PA-168 N. 2.09 mi16. Arrive in 543 Midland Ave, Midland, PA 15059-1312
http://pittsburgh.citysearch.com/profile/8581006/midland_pa/josephine_s.html#pro\fileTab-map
Directions for the Turkeys: (You will be carpooling to your run start positionso don't be late)
/Triple J's/ Sports /Bar/ & Grill
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1839 Lincoln HwyChester, WV 26034(304) 387-1110Starting at my house517 Ormsby AvePittsburgh, PA 15210
1. Head *east* on *Ormsby Ave* toward *Burr St*341 ft2. Sharp *left* at *St Joseph St*0.6 mi3. Turn *right* at *Hays Ave*459 ft4. Turn *left* at *Bausman St*0.5 mi5. Turn *left* to stay on *Bausman St*0.6 mi6. Turn *right* at *PA-51/Rte-51/Saw Mill Run Blvd*Continue to follow PA-51/Saw Mill Run Blvd
1.8 mi7. Take the exit on the *left* onto *I-279 S/US-22 W/US-30 W* toward*Carnegie*5.5 mi8. Continue on *US-22 W/US-30 W*3.5 mi9. Continue on *PA-60 N*6.3 mi10. Take exit *6* toward *Findlay Connector*0.3 mi11. Keep *left* at the fork to continue toward *Findlay Connector* andmerge onto *Findlay Connector*1.5 mi12. Take the exit toward *Lincoln Hwy/Rte-30/US-30*0.3 mi13. Turn *right* at *Lincoln Hwy/Rte-30/US-30*Continue to follow US-30Entering West Virginia
18.8 mi
1839 Lincoln Hwy, Chester, WV 26034
Saturdays July 18th Eagles at 10:30, Turkeys at 1:30 (1/2 hour Hash time forboth)Please carpoolTrail beer and Snacks on the HaresEverything else BYO,Bring: Vaseline, flashlight (if you plan on getting lost), bug spray, PIblock, sunscreen, dry socks on trailMegahash Directions: Moon 412-310-3741
Directions for the Eagles: Arrive at 10:30am July 18th Josephine's (724) 643-5841 543 Midland Ave, Midland, PA 15059
Starting from my house:517 Ormsby Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15210-2513End:
543 Midland Ave, Midland, PA 15059-1312
Total Distance: 38.64 mi ......Total Time: 56.8 minutes
1. Start out going EAST on ORMSBY AVE toward BURR ST. 0.1 mi2. Turn SHARP LEFT onto ST JOSEPH ST. 0.58 mi3. Turn RIGHT onto HAYS AVE. 0.08 mi4. HAYS AVE becomes BAUSMAN ST. 0.48 mi5. Turn LEFT to stay on BAUSMAN ST. 0.58 mi6. Turn RIGHT onto SAW MILL RUN BLVD/PA-51 N. 1.85 mi7. Turn SLIGHT LEFT to take the I-279 S ramp toward CARNEGIE/AIRPORT.0.68 mi8. Merge onto US-22 W/US-30 W. 8.26 mi9. Take PA-60 N toward AIRPORT. 14.87 mi10. Take EXIT 10 toward ALIQUIPPA. 0.26 mi11. Take the GREEN GARDEN RD ramp. 0.07 mi12. Turn LEFT onto GREEN GARDEN RD/MILL ST. Continue to follow GREENGARDEN RD. 5.98 mi13. Keep RIGHT at the fork to continue on GREEN GARDEN RD. 0.08 mi14. GREEN GARDEN RD becomes SHIPPINGPORT RD/SHIPPINGPORT HILL RD. 2.68 mi15. Turn RIGHT onto PA-168 N. 2.09 mi16. Arrive in 543 Midland Ave, Midland, PA 15059-1312
http://pittsburgh.citysearch.com/profile/8581006/midland_pa/josephine_s.html#pro\fileTab-map
Directions for the Turkeys: (You will be carpooling to your run start positionso don't be late)
/Triple J's/ Sports /Bar/ & Grill
<http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=fire\fox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=Triple+J+bar+in+Chester,+WV&fb=1&split=1&gl=us&view=text&l\atlng=5643660682002942977>
1839 Lincoln HwyChester, WV 26034(304) 387-1110Starting at my house517 Ormsby AvePittsburgh, PA 15210
1. Head *east* on *Ormsby Ave* toward *Burr St*341 ft2. Sharp *left* at *St Joseph St*0.6 mi3. Turn *right* at *Hays Ave*459 ft4. Turn *left* at *Bausman St*0.5 mi5. Turn *left* to stay on *Bausman St*0.6 mi6. Turn *right* at *PA-51/Rte-51/Saw Mill Run Blvd*Continue to follow PA-51/Saw Mill Run Blvd
1.8 mi7. Take the exit on the *left* onto *I-279 S/US-22 W/US-30 W* toward*Carnegie*5.5 mi8. Continue on *US-22 W/US-30 W*3.5 mi9. Continue on *PA-60 N*6.3 mi10. Take exit *6* toward *Findlay Connector*0.3 mi11. Keep *left* at the fork to continue toward *Findlay Connector* andmerge onto *Findlay Connector*1.5 mi12. Take the exit toward *Lincoln Hwy/Rte-30/US-30*0.3 mi13. Turn *right* at *Lincoln Hwy/Rte-30/US-30*Continue to follow US-30Entering West Virginia
18.8 mi
1839 Lincoln Hwy, Chester, WV 26034
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